Riley Evans Riley Evans (rileybill)nRiley Evans ultimately coaxed her neighbor, Bill, to stop by her place. She lures him in with the promise of dinner, but she's more interested in dessert and you can't have dessert sans whip mayo. She makes sure to top her ample boobies off with flog mayo and has Bill gobble it off before plumbing his brains out on the kitchen floor and counter. It was undoubtedly a finer meal than what Bill was hoping.